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hey so this is simultaneously the best and worst reply you could have ever made to my post
real
my gift for @mathewmurdocks for the @pscentral 2022 gift exchange! hope you like it sarah 💖
also for @usergif back to cool event: challenge 2 - color (palette linked in replies)
seven minutes in hell where you beat the shit out of each other. in a closet
In case you’re uninitiated:
These are the current female volleyball uniforms
The Norwegian team on the left got fined a ridiculous amount of money for wearing shorts to the games
When you compare the men and women, it becomes very clear how sexist the uniforms are.
“Sexism is dead women are so annoying to keep talking about it”
*professional athletes get fined for wearing shorts*
Avatar AU where Aang stays in the iceberg and Katara is mistakenly believed to be the Avatar after she “earthbends” a rock by moving the ice inside it.
Instead of telling the truth and letting everyone down, she and Sokka pull on an elaborate charade and go on a journey to convince the world that the Avatar is back.
Sokka was initially against the idea, thinking it’s crazy, but he got onboard anyway because it’s his little sister and he can’t let her go out into the world alone and put a target on herself.
After they started, he got super into the idea and started crafting an elaborate backstory for her Airbending predecessor, and devising ways for her to fake-bend the other elements.
The Road to Ba Sing Se. I love it.
Bumi agrees to teach her because he is pretty sure she’s a reincarnation of him
Sokka: But… you’re still alive.
Bumi: So is the real Avatar. I think we can bend the rules of reincarnation a bit.
Zuko still gets a redemption arc and switches sides. Only after he joins Team Avatar does he learn that Katara is not, in fact, the avatar. By this point he’s already committed so screw it he’s teaching a waterbender how to fake-firebend now.
That’s very in-character because Aang never wanted to be the Avatar anyway.
Sokka after learning the real Avatar was 20 minutes from his home village the whole time:
Yeah, anon hate is okay, I guess, but to really show your disdain for someone you should be sending anon indifference.
the anon’s paradox: a message reading “I don’t think about you at all.”
To all my enemies: if you don't see any anon messages in your inbox, that was me.
for those confused:
the same user posted this and only referred to his dick as a cylinder despite the fact that it was very clear that he'd inserted his cylinder into an m&m tube and couldnt get it out
i refuse to believe this guys dick is "~4.5in" in diameter. nobodys dick is that wide
NOT DIAMETER, CIRCUMFERENCE
4.5in diameter wouldn't fit in a mini m&ms tube 🙄
well fuck me ive failed at penis math
